Jebus Bush Still Fighting For His Divine Right

It seems that Jebus isn't really sure that the Florida Supreme Court can decide whether his Divine Power over life and death is unconstitutional without causing great harm to the laws of man.

The court's decisions "have long-term, far-reaching consequences for all Floridians," Bush said in a written statement released Monday. "For this reason, we have asked the court for clarification of its recent ruling."

Bush added that the Florida Legislature "has passed numerous laws giving governors broad discretion in specific circumstances. The court's ruling could call those laws into question, and may limit the legislature's ability to govern. We have asked the court for clarification to protect current laws and ensure state government can continue to serve Floridians effectively.

"The court ruled the law unconstitutional based on separation of powers. While this separation is critical to our system of government, it should not be allowed to deprive anyone, including governors and lawmakers, of the right to due process under state and federal law. The court's ruling appears to violate these rights, and we have asked for a rehearing on those grounds."

I'm sure it is not just a last ditch effort to hold on to his godlike power over the individuals of Florida; it is just a technical clarification. If this doesn't work for him, he may have to resort to blaming the court's disregard for his divine right of intervention for bringing down God's wrath in the form of many hurricanes
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