Being President Is HARD!

These highlights from Dumbya's performance last Thursday are sponsored by Cialis, Viagra and Levitra...




It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. You know why? Because an enemy realizes the stakes.

It's the hardest decision a president makes.

There's a lot of good people working hard.

There's a lot of really good people working hard to do so.

It's hard work.

And it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is.

It is hard work. It is hard work to go from a tyranny to a democracy. It's hard work to go from a place where people get their hands cut off, or executed, to a place where people are free.

You know, my hardest -- the hardest part of the job is to know that I committed the troops in harm's way...

The plan says we'll train Iraqi soldiers so they can do the hard work, and we are.

You know, it's hard work to try to love her as best as I can, knowing full well that the decision I made caused her loved one to be in harm's way. (What!?)

Everybody knows it's hard work, because there's a determined enemy that's trying to defeat us.

I understand how hard it is to commit troops.

Vladimir is going to have to make some hard choices.

We've done a lot of hard work together over the last three and a half years.

Remember... If the hardness lasts for more than 3 1/2 years, vote for John Kerry on November 2nd.

When choosing a president, smart is better than hard.