Intelligence Report On Iraq Attempts To Pull The Curtain Back...

The most recent intelligence report on Iraq is a gloomy one that challenges the fairy tale Dumbya and the Bush League continue to sell the voters. When asked about the bleak, possible scenarios mentioned in the report, Scott Clueless McClellen had this to say...

"The Iraqi people are proving that those scenarios are wrong by the progress that they are making to build a better future."

In McClellen's version of the fairy tale, he failed to mention that a seemingly growing majority of the Iraqi people consider the insurgency an important part of building that better future.

Let's put that in terms that Dumbya and his sycophants might understand...

The U.S. dropped a house on the Wicked Tyrant Of the Middle East, the munchqins were grateful to be rid of him. Now, the munchqins want the house torn down and Dumbya to leave. Unfortunately, Dumbya is a brainless straw-man following the lead of Cheney, the Cowardly Lyin' and Rustfeld the Tin Man.

As the country continues to implode and more soldiers and civilians die, the Bush League is desperate for the public not to look behind that curtain. We need to face reality before we can move forward, in any sensible way, regarding the future of Iraq.

Ouch! I think I pulled my lower analogous muscle.