Assault Weapons Ban Update...

An unnamed source at the White House addressed the suggestion that police and public safety will be affected by the president's allowing the ban to expire on Monday...

Our policies will help keep thousands of officers off the streets; this will make for far fewer targets for the newly-armed criminal element.

The citizenry can also rest assured that any healthcare initiative put forth by this administration will include hefty coverage for multiple gunshot wounds.

So, what's to worry about.


Okay, I made it up; but it certainly does ring true, doesn't it?