Friday, March 12

Bush Previews The Upcoming Theocracy For Evangelicals

God's chosen candidate was preaching to the faithful, via satellite, on Thursday.

He assured the faithful that gays, pro-choicers, wicked scientists, and chaos-loving, activist judges were on his list of evil-doers to crush under the heel of God's own President during his foretold return to power.

Okay, it wasn't quite in those words. I'm sure he was speaking in code.

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