Uncomfortably Numb

Here's our forecast for today...

Today: Hi: 16° Mostly sunny. Highs around 16. West winds 5 to 15 mph. Gusts up to 25 mph until midday. Lowest wind chill readings 9 below to 19 below zero until midday.

Tonight: Lo: 16° Partly cloudy then becoming mostly cloudy. Nearly steady temperatures around 14. Southeast winds 5 to 10 mph. Wind chill readings 1 below to 9 above zero.

I don't mind Jack Frost nipping at my nose; it's when he jumps out and hits me in the face with a shovel, that pisses me off.