FUBAR

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Following his removal from the public efforts to aid the gulf coast in relief and recovery, Mike Brown will be quietly eased out of his current position and FEMA and put in charge of FUBAR.

The Federal Unpreparedness Bureau And Resources will focus it's efforts on following up on disasters and attacks, weeks after they occur, to make sure things are getting better. The majority of their budget will be spent on happy/positive ads and press releases that put an upbeat spin on situations that might otherwise be considered depressing. Funding will also allow senior administration officials to travel to affected areas to hug victims and shake hands with relief workers.

An unnamed source inside FUBAR was quoted as saying, "Our bureau will serve to lift the spirits of the victims and the public during the dark days following such an event; and, if it lifts the President's poll numbers at the same time, all the better."