NOTworthy News and Notes

Matt LeBlanc must be desperate to improve the ratings for the sophomore year of Joey.

If it takes getting drunk and groping a stripper and then publicly apologizing to his wife and daughter for his behavior, to get people interested in him and his struggling sitcom; apparently he's up to the task.

Of course, his story makes it sound like he was forcibly lap-danced into a near-sinful incident. I wonder if he plans to press charges against the aggressive stripper?

Definitely NOTworthy News from the entertainment world, and I still won't watch Joey...Not even if they promise to send the stripper to visit me.

Speaking of NOTworthy news. There is now a veritable black hole in the cable news schedules each night. CNN and MSNBC are serving up dueling dullards by setting Larry King and Rita Cosby against each other for the hearts and minds of the lowest common denominator. It is almost enough to make me watch FOX... almost.