Intelligent Design: Who's Behind It?

The creationists, are trying to sneak their religion into the nation's schools via intelligent design and insist that it is not religion, because they make no claim as to who/what the intelligence is that they claim is behind the creation design of the universe. I think we should help them out by naming the guy...
HerbertEdgar Wyndham: The High Evolutionary is the intelligence behind it all!

Comic book science deserves a comic book solution. You know, rumor has it that The Watcher wrote the Bible.

Maybe we are living on Counter Earth!