Domino optimo maximo

I feel like I had a hand in helping this zealot work towards making Catholicism seem more cult-like than many already think it is.

Here's the gist of it...

Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino’s Pizza, former owner of the Detroit Tigers, and self-appointed savior of American Catholicism, is out to create a new town, built from scratch, in which the wickedness of the world will be kept at bay. That town will be Ave Maria, Florida.

We’re going to control all the commercial real estate, so there’s not going to be any pornography sold in this town. We’re controlling the cable system. The pharmacies are not going to be able to sell condoms or dispense contraceptives." A private chapel will be located within walking distance of each home. At the stunning church in the center of town, Mass will be said hourly, seven days a week, from 6 a.m. on...

I may never be able to eat a Domino's pizza again.

The most impressive claim for the town is that, if you move there, upon your death, you will be delivered to heaven in 30 minutes or less.