Hippotortoismus Watch

When you read the story, which was replayed endlessly on all the news channels, it just makes you say, AWWWWWWH!

Of course, we know it is only time before the president threatens to withhold relief money from the tsunami ravaged region until such unnatural relationships are constitutionally outlawed for the defense of both species.

We can only hope that, because it is more of a parent/child relationship, that Dumbya and the theocrats will just label it unnatural and not a sin.