What a headline...
Study: Kids Fatter But Teen Pregnancies Down
More good news from the article...
"Our youth are less likely to commit violent crimes or be victims of violent crimes," he (Dr. Duane Alexander, Director of the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development at the National Institutes of Health) told reporters.
Imagine that. If they can't get their asses off the couch, they can't get into trouble.
McDonald's has announced that the Happy Meal will henceforth be know as the Torpor Meal and they will increase the caloric content. They will also play up the positive aspects of keeping the kids Too Plump To Hump!
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