But dragon-in-a-jar will.
This dragon-in-a-jar update was brought to me via Elyane Riggs' blog.
I loved the original story, when I read about it on Neil Gaimen's blog; and was immediately smitten with the little guy. I like to think of him as Jar-Jar, in an effort to rid that name of previous, horrible connotations.
I guess the hoax did the job; I know I will read the damn book. Still, I think I liked it better when Jar-Jar's origins were left to the imagination.
Of course, as I said before, I want them to sell little Jar-Jar's online. Who wouldn't want their own dragon-in-a-jar?!