I've yet to hear even one critic say that Jim Caviezel really nailed it in his performance as Christ.
It is not true that their will be a special The Passion Palm Pilot with a hole in the middle.
Crucifixation: An obsessive/sanctimonious condition that forces the sufferer to prove his faith to the world with expansive and excessive displays.
Beware the new Passion Worm it will crash your system. Don't worry, though. In 3 days it will reboot and be just fine.
Comedy isn't pretty.