Thursday, January 22

Purebreds Facing An Attack Of The Mongrel Hordes

The owners of Poodles seem to be prostituting these dogs for all of these new mixed breeds that are surging in popularity. I await the arrival of the Saint Poonard with the disclaimer that no dogs were harmed during its conception. It is refreshing to see that they are creating these breeds the old fashioned way, instead of recombining their DNA in some laboratory. As much as my Pug sheds, I might be interested in a Poog or Pud to stem the tide of hair that covers my house.

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