Friday, April 23
Get a Job!
This is priceless.
Stephen Baldwin has filed bankruptcy and now wants his fellow christians to send him money so that he can remain rich and continue to preach the gospel to the Hollywood pagans.
Yes, by clicking on restorestephenbaldwin.org, good christian folk can send this talentless hack their money to make sure he stays wealthy.
He claims that he has filed bankruptcy because he can't get hired due to his outspoken beliefs; I claim it is because he is a crap actor who only got jobs because he cashed in on his brother's fame.
Of course, I am just a mean-spirited pagan. Stephen thinks of himself as a modern-day Job, and this downturn in his life is because he is being tested. To prove all those nonbelievers wrong, he is asking for god to restore him via other people's money...just like Job.
I say he should restore himself by getting a job.
Say it with me Stephen, Do you want fries with that?