I am sending 20,000 more troops into harm's way to prop up Operation Enduring F**k-Up; there are no other options. If we were to withdraw now, the rest of the world would think America has a small penis, and we cannot afford to buy every American a sports car to make up for that.
Thank you and god bless America.
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What does he drive again?
He's the Prez! He don't drive!
He rides a bike.
After looking at the cost of the war, I've decided that buying everyone a sportscar would, most likely, be cheaper.
You know, your daughter still reads this every now and then. I don't approve of you using such language!
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