High-speed, fool-injected commentary and opinions on anything that catches my lazy eye and limited attention.
Thursday, January 11
Bush Speech Abridged
I am sending 20,000 more troops into harm's way to prop up Operation Enduring F**k-Up; there are no other options. If we were to withdraw now, the rest of the world would think America has a small penis, and we cannot afford to buy every American a sports car to make up for that.