Sometimes I just kill me...

Yesterday, at ye olde video store, I was checking out one of our regular customers; he was renting Fun With Dick And Jane and Brokeback Mountain. We always open the DVD cases and check the discs for damage and to make sure the right disc is in the case; as we do this, we always read the titles aloud to the customer. I announced Fun With Dick and Jane, then opened the case for Brokeback Mountain and announced Fun With Dick. The puzzled look of confusion followed by the gasping laughter of understanding was priceless.

See, even as I teeter on the edge of financial ruin and despair, I live to entertain.