Turn Around Bride-Eyes

I have tried to avoid giving anymore attention to the nitwit bride of Duluth, Georgia; the news channels have given her far more attention than her idiocy dictates.

There should be a ban on coverage and interviews of her and her similarly-addled fiance by all of the news networks... Except for CNN's Larry King; Larry's show is perfectly suited for that kind of lowest common denominator programming.

Now that she's back and apologizing via anyone but herself, I believe that they should put her in a pillory and let everyone in town, that wishes to, spank her (no throwing of rocks or rotten produce). Of course, a suitable fine should be levied; but the spanking is far more deserved.

That's it. No more shall be spoken of the wide-eyed, witless wonder.