It seems that Tom "No Lips or Ethics" DeLay is once again coming under scrutiny for his ethically-challenged life-choices. Of course, DeLay immediately branded the current round of allegations as more "liberal media" attacks. Unfortunately for DeLay, the less-than-liberal Wall St. Journal even published an editorial regarding DeLay's "odor issues".
I can't tell you how sorry I feel for No-Lips and all of his problems... I can't tell you, because I'm not sorry. To paraphrase John Dean... There's a genital wart on the Senate and we all know how to cure it.
Of course, if you disagree with me, you can click here to say a prayer for Tom and help him fend off the attacks by the godless heathens such as myself.
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