Heavy Petting

No real value to this story other than the bizarre threat...

Arrest Warrant for 'American Pie' Actress Lyonne

If you don't want to bother with the link, here is the important info...

Lyonne, 26, is charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespass after an unexplained fit of rage last December when authorities said she banged on the door of her neighbor, stormed into the apartment and ripped a mirror from the wall.

Police called to the scene said Lyonne told the neighbor, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

I'm thinking that she will not make PETA's Christmas card list this year.