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A HONG Kong company has just the thing if your horoscope is looking a bit worrying for the coming Lunar New Year.

Feng shui underpants.

The lucky smalls designed by Yeung Tin Ming, a master of the ancient Chinese craft of feng shui, will ward off evil spirits and bring harmony, Life Enhance, the company seeking to bring the wisdom of ancient China to the mass market, claims.

What, exactly, does lucky smalls pertain to?

Feng shui advocates believe good fortune can be generated by arranging everyday objects in a way that guides invisible energies and "spirits" from all things.

That sounds like a good excuse to give if you get caught rearranging yourself when you thought no one was looking.

And remember that...

"If you have a dragon on your underpants you will be protected," Ms Law said.