Warning: May Cause Down Loads

A new warning has been issued for teenage and young men about the danger of using their laptops atop their groins... The heat from the laptop may affect their sperm count.

Upon reading of this dire threat to generations to come, I was skeptical of the danger. First, do that many people actually use their laptop on their lap; and do they really position it over their groin when doing so? Such positioning would put the keyboard at an awkward angle for usage. Perhaps those in danger were just seeking warmth...

A serious case of laptop burn was reported in a letter published in a medical journal two years ago after a 50-year-old man burned his penis while using a laptop balanced on his legs for an hour, despite wearing trousers and underpants.

Yeah, I'm sure he was too embarrassed to tell the emergency room staff that he was surfing for porn and was actually naked at the time.

Aren't you glad I am covering the serious subjects while Mike Norton and Tony Collett waste time on election deception and other such trivialities?