I know that you've said that you don't give much thought about me or my whereabouts, but I though I would drop you a line to let you know that I am doing fine and am always thinking of you and the American people.
It looks like things aren't going too well for you in the final days before the election. A jump in unemployment claims, Haliburton investigations, missing explosives, 100,000 dead Iraqis and more U.S. soldiers dying everyday. No, it would seem that the voters are beginning to see what a colossal blunder invading Iraq was and what an incompetent moron you are.
Still, you get my vote. Of course, I can't vote; but I will certainly take a break from my maniacal plans to make a video to get the base worked up. Maybe it will scare some of the undecided's into staying the course.
Let's put aside our differences and see if we can keep Kerry out of the Whitehouse. He's too thoughtful, intelligent and reality-based; we can't have someone like that in charge.
So here's the video. Let the people know I am still out here; just don't let them dwell too much on why. A couple more of these videos and Time-Life will probably be able to release a collection.
Best wishes for the election!
Oh yeah, Death to America!
Osama
I, being an insolent smart ass, can feel free to satirize and mock the tape and the timing of its release. Thankfully, John Kerry is wise enough to avoid the event, as the campaign draws to a close. Rove and his minions are practically oozing with anticipation in hopes that Kerry will be drawn into a no-win debate over the tape and its implications.
The truth is that Osama is a murderous nutjob. I doubt he is overly concerned about the outcome of the election. He will go on with his zealous mission of killing all those that oppose his view of the world no matter who is president of the great satan; although, Bush is a great recruiting tool for new martyrs. We should have hunted him down a long time ago, and I hope that President Kerry will do just that.
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