Jebus Bush Loses His Divine Right

The Florida Supreme Court unanimously struck down the law that gave Gov. Jebus the right to intervene in the life and death legal decisions of individuals within his state.

This must be a crushing blow to Jebus' ego, but he did pay lip service to the legitimacy of the supreme court.

"In my heart I believe we did what was right, but I'm respectful of the Supreme Court's decision," the governor said.

His brother might need them in November.

Oh, wait, Dumbya already has a supreme court to handle that pesky election stuff.