Thursday, July 8

New CIA Director

In an effort to be more like the professionals, I am going to reveal the exclusive story of Dubya's choice for the new director of the CIA...

Yes, that is Lancelot Link Secret Chimp!

Bush League insiders have contacted the now retired Link and Dubya has had several meetings with the famous spy.

Dubya was overheard to say that there was something about chimps in charge that is comforting to a surprising number of conservatives.

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