Saturday, March 13

Is Your Blog Evil Or Good!?

If you have spent many a sleepless night wondering just which side you're on in the endless war 'twixt good and evil, then it is time to face the test and live with the results.

Yes, you can have your blog tested to see if it is good or evil. The Gematriculator will scan your blog and determine where it stands 'tween heaven and hell.

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

I have decided to proudly display the results of my scan just below my Bush Countdown Clock.

Don't lose anymore sleep! Find out which side you are on.

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