Tuesday, February 17

Mad Cows! Bird Flu! Time For A Conspiracy Theory.

As we look to a future where our favorite animals on the menu might just kill us. It is time to blame someone for our misfortunes... It is the way we cope. I say that PETA is behind this line of attack. Somehow they've got the cows and birds sacrificing themselves for the good of the cause. Bovine and poultry volunteers have become biological suicide bombers in PETA's war against the carnivores.

Quick! Go out and tell two friends and urge them to tell two more. This will give the paranoids something to talk about, now that Natalie Wood's death is said to have been an accident.

GO!

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