Because everyon should hear it

Not just the kids...Every adult as well.

They should get Edna to do all of their previews

The Incredibles is coming to Blu-ray this spring, and here is Edna Mode to tell you all about it.

Ballsy but tacky

I finally got around to watching the Scream Awards on Spike last night and saw this commercial and could not believe my eyes...

Actually, this is a longer version of the one I saw and manages to out-tacky the shorter version.





Axe has always seemed to be aimed at juvenile mouth-breathing males, but they have really lowered the bar for this one.

I guess the modern male needs a special tool for a more thorough clean. I thought most guys didn't have a problem with touching themselves while in the shower and lathering up those intimate areas?

Oh, the kids today.

Not a Happy Day

When I saw the picture, I realized that....MY DAD WAS DEAD!!! Then I came to my senses.
Tom Bosley wasn't my dad; it just seemed like it.

And so soon after Beav's Mom.

My condolences to his real family, friends, fans and his thousands of pseudo-kids.

Douche Network

Still pissed at Dish Network for pulling FX from the lineup because of Fox asking for too much money...WAH! It's not like the bastards aren't already overcharging me for 200 channels. Especially when a major percentage of them are music stations....I call that radio and I can get if free!

Give me back my FX and drop the 83 Sirius stations. How about some content for my cash?!

A moment of Craigsanity